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Bowling Jokes and not so bowling jokes

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More jokes for speeches




I rang up my local bowling club, I said "Is that the local bowling club?"
He said "It depends where you're calling from."




Lead: "How much am I short?"

Skip: "You ought to know, you're closer to it


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What do you do with someone who can't draw, can't roll the jack, can't set the mat, can't keep score and won't listen

Make them skip.


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I got a new set of bowls for the wife last week !

Best deal I have made in years.

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More Bowls Jokes



The local police arrested two old bowlers leaving the club yesterday,
one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
So they charged one and let the other one off
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.


The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'



'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.



The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

'Try it now,' said one bee.



The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?



The bee answered,






Bee Pee


Getting OLD


The Wheels of Life

Snap 4


Remember:

Senior Citizens Are Valuable:

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:

We have silver in our hair.

We have gold in our teeth.

We have stones in our kidneys.


We have lead in our feet and.

We are loaded with natural gas!
Eye Test


What do you see


If you see sheep YOU NEED GLASSES


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